Stupidity is a qualification for management.
Life does not make any sense.
Spiders are everywhere, and they suck.
The stupid shall inherit the Earth.
Anything that can go wrong, will.
Chocolate will cure a bad day.
Please will someone make it stop?
I never said I was perfect.
Inspect the leftovers before eating them.
Never give up, never give in!
Laughter really is the best medicine.
Walking can be a dangerous undertaking.
Do I LOOK like I understand?
And how are you today, officer?
There is nothing wrong with forgetful.
But the one I think I've decided to go with is:
Through God, all things are possible.
Okay! Now it's my turn to tag some more
Laura
Kristy
Colleen
Holly
Have fun guys!
8 comments:
Oh, these are good! I wish I was quick-witty like that, instead of the long-story way. But I think your way requires more brains, and I'm too tired. Love the officer one! And the leftovers one!
Slip "N Slide - you done GOOD! I was just a laughin' here at my desk, err, during my break. The two that made me giggle the loudest were:
Stupidity is a qualification for management.
and
And how are you today, officer?
AWESOME!
I'll be coming back to check those that you tagged, too.
OK, I'll give it a try.
I just finished mine...take a look.
Some of those are pure genius. The walking one was good. I was tagged to and mine is way long winded.You dun good!
BTW How did you get Mad mad to comment on your posts. I have been trying forever. I am sure it is the fact that your writing skills are far more superior to mine.
She is one funny lady.
It only took me a week (sorry!!) but I finally posted mine.
MadMad: Thanks! And I wish I could maintain wittiness through a post longer than 100 words like you. :) The grass is always greener I suppose...
Queen: Thanks! I thought the people I tagged came up with some gems as well.
Colleen: I posted comments on yours. Loved them!
Bonnie: Thank you. I will have to take a look at yours too. Yes, MadMad is hysterical. I stalk her blog religiously and every once in awhile she leaves me pity comments. :) Oh to be in the presence of a blogging god like MadMad!
Laura: I loved yours. :) I posted a comment on your blog.
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