Stupidity is a qualification for management.
Life does not make any sense.
Spiders are everywhere, and they suck.
The stupid shall inherit the Earth.
Anything that can go wrong, will.
Chocolate will cure a bad day.
Please will someone make it stop?
I never said I was perfect.
Inspect the leftovers before eating them.
Never give up, never give in!
Laughter really is the best medicine.
Walking can be a dangerous undertaking.
Do I LOOK like I understand?
And how are you today, officer?
There is nothing wrong with forgetful.
But the one I think I've decided to go with is:
Through God, all things are possible.
Okay! Now it's my turn to tag some more
Have fun guys!