"A" For Effort?

Things I Wanted to Get Done This Weekend:

1. Pay bills and balance checkbook
2. Clean bathrooms
3. Vacuum and sweep all floors and carpeted areas of house
4. Take down Christmas decorations and Christmas tree
5. Some form of cardio workout in my renewed effort to regain once slim figure (stupid birth control pills...)
6. Finish laundry that was left over from last weekend's effort
7. Wash dishes

Things I Didn't Get Done This Weekend:

1. Pay bills and balance checkbook
2. Clean bathrooms
3. Vacuum and sweep all floors and carpeted areas of house
4. Take down Christmas decorations and Christmas tree
5. Some form of cardio workout in my renewed effort to regain once slim figure (stupid birth control pills...)
6. Finish laundry that was left over from last weekend's effort

Things I Did Do This Weekend:

1. Finished Reading all books in "A Series of Unfortunate Event"s by Lemony Snicket (thanks Mom!)
2. Spent hours trying to get music to download properly onto MP3 player (more on this later)
3. Polished off box of Helen Grace truffles Hubby gave me for Christmas...as well as the rest of the Lindt Truffles also received from Hubby for Christmas (okay, so maybe the pill isn't the only reason I've put on weight since college...)
4. Watched Rescue Dawn and Hot Rod (this movie should be avoided at all costs if you haven't already seen it) with Hubby
5. I did wash some of the dishes, but only because I had to clear off some counter space to make room for future dirty dishes, as there was no counter space left (I guess I should probably clarify that we don't have a dishwasher.)

As I look over what I did manage to accomplish this weekend, I'm not sure how the items on that list managed to occupy two full days' worth of time...or what my house is going to look like when we have kids...